š„Today is the DAY!!! Release day that is!š„³š„
Xander and Miranda were originally going to get 3 books but as I wrote I found Claiming to be more intense and more fun to write so instead of going for a third book I squeezed ALL the juice out of this one
Which means today finishes a COMPLETE duet for our heroes!!!!
This may be a relief since I left y’all off on a cliffhanger in book 1 (sorry not sorry)
So if you only start series AFTER they are wrapped up, GO GO GO!!!!
And just a reminder – you WON’T WANT TO MISS THE BONUS EPILOGUE ON THIS ONE
It’s the longest one I’ve written and especially if you’ve been in since Death and the Last Vampireā¦yeah, you are gonna read that.

“Xander,” Miranda’s voice brought me back to the present, her tone clipped with irritation. “Tell me you can break these.”
We were trapped together, handcuffed to a bed in an empty theater. I wish I could say Iād woken up in a stranger situation, but this kind of took the cake.
I shot her a smug grin and a flirty wink. āOf course I can, sweetheart.ā
My hubris got the best of me. I instantly realized I should have lied because I had my mistress of death exactly where I wanted her. Miranda lying next to me, her warm curves pressed into mine where she couldnāt run away.
Also, I got a strange reassurance from being restrained. It likely had something to do with being locked up for most of my days. Iād akin the sensation to how someone else would feel with their grandmotherās home knitted blanket wrapped around them. Downright cozy.
But there was no taking advantage of this situation now, not that I let my mouth run before my brain caught up.
I tugged at the cuffs, expecting them to snap like twigs. Nothing.
My brows knitted in a frown. That canāt be right. I pulled again, but something was holding some of my strength at bay.
āHold on,ā I grunted, rolling over, pressing more firmly into Mirandaās prone body. She turned her head, the only part she could move away from me.
Another jerk of my wrists. Nothing.
āProblem?ā Miranda asked, her voice tight with impatience.
āNo,ā I huffed. āNo problemā¦justā¦ā
I twisted and rolled until I straddled Mirandaās hips, covering her completely with my own body. The heat of her body scalded me even as she inhaled sharply.
Caught between my need to capture that sigh in my mouth and my pride, my pride won out as I refocused on getting us the fuck out of here.
I pulled at the handcuffs again and again. The chains rattled a mocking tune to my attempts to break the weak mortal metal. My agitation ratcheted upward as my efforts to break the chains grew near violent.
āOkay, okay, okay,ā Miranda practically yelled over the cacophony of my frustrated grunts and rattling metal. Her hands steadied my elbows even as I panted.
She took a deep breath. āWhatās going on? Is it some kind of god-proofed set of handcuffs?ā
I searched my muddled thoughts.
Max’s ludicrous incantation echoed in my head, and I realized, with annoyance and disbelief, that it had worked. My godly strength, seemingly nullified by the power of bad acting and worse magic tricks.
āHeās a hypnotist,ā I growled.
Mirandaās brow rose in a skeptical arch. āAnd that works on gods?ā
My lips twisted and a low growl vibrated from my throat.
āOookay then,ā she drawled out. āGuess thatās a yes.ā
It works when the god in question is weak of mind. I didnāt want to admit that to her though. She didnāt know. She couldnāt know. Itās why I stayed away for so many long weeks until I was strong enough to get back to her. I wanted to be normal, reliable, for her.
“Seems like we’re stuck,” I admitted, trying to ignore how close Miranda was. Her warmth, the scent of her, it was all a bit too much for a god who was supposed to be focusing on escape, not the way her velvet braids brushed against my skin.
Our faces were inches apart, our bodies aligned in a way that was both uncomfortable and electrifying. I could feel every breath she took, each little movement sending a new wave of awareness through me.
āDo you have your phone? Mine isnāt in my pocket,ā she asked.
āI believe they are over there,” I said, pointing off to an edge of the stage where keys, phones, and even Mirandaās blade sat on a chair, well out of reach.
“This is ridiculous,” Miranda said. “We’re supposed to be hunting a god, not playing out some magician’s twisted fantasy.ā
“I know, I know,” I replied. “But you have to admit, there’s something poetic about us being chained together. Like fate is telling us, we belong together.” I waggled my eyebrows at her.
She scowled. “Don’t get any ideas, Xander. As soon as we’re out of this, it’s back to the mission.”
“Of course, the mission.” Then I repeated the magicianās dopey words, āYou canāt break free until the moon kisses the sea. So that means until dawn?ā
“Great, just great,” Miranda muttered, shifting slightly. The movement sent a ripple of awareness through me, every sense heightened by our proximity. āItās a ridiculous thing to say about a landlocked state.ā
āI estimate we have a couple more hours trapped here together.ā
At that, pure panic flittered across Mirandaās face, widening her eyes and quickening her breath, causing her chest to heave. āThatās unacceptable.ā
With that, she rolled us until she was on top. Miranda plucked a hairpin from her braids as if performing a magic trick herself. She directed the makeshift lock pick to the keyhole on the cuffs, but her hand stopped abruptly an inch away. Mirandaās hand shook as she gritted her teeth, trying to push the hairpin into the hole. It was as if some invisible force was keeping her from getting any closer, the same force that held my strength back when I tried to snap the chains.
We were both under that doofusās spell.
Miranda growled and threw the hairpin aside, resorting to pulling and rattling the chains like I had. Her motions grew jerkier and more desperate, as her panic mounted.
The urge to calm her down was overridden by a more powerful problem of my own.
Though it wasnāt her intention, Miranda was riding and rubbing the part of me that had already grown to attention. The ache to thrust inside her gripped me like a massive fist.
My hands fell to her hips as I stopped breathing all together.
āYouāre gonna have to stop that, sweetheart, or we are both going to be in for more than you bargained for,ā I choked out.
Mirandaās head tilted down at me, her braids falling to brush over my chest with alluring caresses. Annoyance gleamed brightly in her features, but realization dawned on them as she took in how I gripped her hips and the hardness that pressed into her inner thigh.
“Or,ā I licked my lips, daring to press my luck. āWe could make the next few hours at least interesting and see how many times I can get you to scream my name.” My voice was hoarse to my own ears.